Hi! Thanks for clicking here. I have made my own version of the 12 Days of Christmas song for you to enjoy!

I know it's a little too late, but there's HUGE mounds of snow where I am, so I guess it's appropriate. Splinter, will you start us off?

"My sons, children, please gather around. Let's rock and roll!"

On the first day of Christmas, my hedgehog gave to me
a Dreamcast with Crazy Taxi!

On the second day of Christmas, my hedgehog gave to me
two VMUs,
and a Dreamcast with Crazy Taxi!

On the third day of Christmas, my hedgehog gave to me
three Jump Packs,
two VMUs,
and a Dreamcast with Crazy Taxi!

On the fourth day of Christmas, my hedgehog gave to me
four Master Systems,
three Jump Packs,
two VMUs,
and a Dreamcast with Crazy Taxi!

On the fifth day of Christmas, my hedgehog gave to me
five Genesis games...
four Master Systems,
three Jump Packs,
two VMUs,
and a Dreamcast with Crazy Taxi!

One the sixth day of Christmas, my hedgehog gave to me
six Sonic titles,
five Genesis games...
four Master Systems,
three Jump Packs,
two VMUs,
and a Dreamcast with Crazy Taxi!

On the seventh day of Christmas, my hedgehog gave to me
seven Sega Saturns,
six Sonic titles,
five Genesis games...
four Master Systems,
three Jump Packs,
two VMUs,
and a Dreamcast with Crazy Taxi!

On the eighth day of Christmas, my hedgehog gave to me
eight arcade machines,
seven Sega Saturns,
six Sonic titles,
five Genesis games...
four Master Systems,
three Jump Packs,
two VMUs,
and a Dreamcast with Crazy Taxi!

On the ninth day of Christmas, my hedgehog gave to me
nine Game Gears,
eight arcade machines,
seven Sega Saturns,
six Sonic titles,
five Genesis games...
four Master Systems,
three Jump Packs,
two VMUs,
and a Dreamcast with Crazy Taxi!

On the tenth day of Christmas, my hedgehog gave to me
ten Shenmue copies,
nine Game Gears,
eight arcade machines,
seven Sega Saturns,
six Sonic titles,
five Genesis games...
four Master Systems,
three Jump Packs,
two VMUs,
and a Dreamcast with Crazy Taxi!

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my hedgehog gave to me
eleven Sonic figures,
ten Shenmue copies,
nine Game Gears,
eight arcade machines,
seven Sega Saturns,
six Sonic titles,
five Genesis games...
four Master Systems,
three Jump Packs,
two VMUs
and a Dreamcast with Crazy Taxi!

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my hedgehog gave to me
twelve Sega CDs,
eleven Sonic figures,
ten Shenmue copies,
nine Game Gears,
eight arcade machines,
seven Sega Saturns,
six Sonic titles,
five Genesis games...
four Master Systems,
three Jump Packs,
two VMUs,
and a Dreeeeaaammmcast with Crazy Taaaxiiiiiiiii!





Hey Sonic, where did you get the money to buy all this stuff?

"I got this with all the earnings we had from all the Dreamcast units we sold."

Oh...depressing.

"Yeah, it wasn't supposed to be funny. Did you think it was funny?"

Oh, no, no, no.

"I know you're lying. Sicko."