Beating The Tank

Head for any ramp and stay out of the tank's sight. Use the telekinetic glove to grab the respawning ammunition to pounce the tank with rockets. Cortez wins, the tank does not.

Free The Jungle Queen

The optional task of freeing Captain Ash's ass-istant is easier than you think. Head into the prison cell on the other side and make a line of vertical holes on the metal drum from top to bottom. This creates the largest pool of petrol possible. Ignite the mess by shooting the lantern hanging from the ceiling and the ensuing explosion will give you a eyeful of T and A.

Play Drums at the disco

Walk up to the drum set on the Disco map and you can aim at each part of the drum part seperately and play drums.

Stay out of reach of the Deer Haunter

In the 1994 mansion when you get to the Deer Haunter boss, quickly run to the back of the cave he came in at. This will make the Deer Haunter swipe at you, but it wont do any damage.

Timesplitters 2 Reference

On the Captain Ash level use the activate key on the Organ near the end of the level to hear an upbeat version of the Anaconda theme from TS2.

Unlock Big Heads

Beat Outbreak Hotel.

Unlock Booty Guard

Beat Zany Zeppelin.

Unlock Brains

Earn Bronze or higher on the Challenge "Brain Drain".

Unlock Brains

Beat Brain Drain.

Unlock Captain Ed Shivers

Beat Pirate Gold.

Unlock Captain Ed Shivers

Earn Bronze or higher on the Amateur Arcade League challenge "Pirate Gold".

Unlock Carrion Carcass

Earn Bronze or higher on the Challenge "Rare Or Well Done".

Unlock Cascade

Earn Bronze, Silver or Gold in Zone Control Arcade League.

Unlock Corp Hart

Complete "Future Perfect" in Story Mode on normal difficulty or higher.

Unlock Daisy Dismay

Beat all Story Mode levels in Co-op.

Unlock Deadwina

Beat I Like Dead People.

Unlock Dozer

Earn Bronze or higher on the Honorary League Arcade challenge "Lip Up Fatty".

Unlock Dr. Cortez

Finish "U Genius, U-Genix" under normal difficulty or higher.

Unlock Dr. Peabody

Get all golds or higher in Amateur League.

Unlock Elite Henchwoman

Complete "The Khallos Express" on Story Mode under normal difficulty or higher.

Unlock Fat Characters

Complete "Communing Will Kill You" with Bronze, Silver, Gold, or Platinum.

Unlock Fergal Stack

Beat Virtual Brutality.

Unlock Flare Gun

Beat the Scotland level, the 2nd level in Story Mode, on normal to unlock the Flare Gun in muliplayer.

Unlock Flare Gun x2

Beat the Scotland level, the 2nd level in Story Mode, on normal to unlock the Flare Gun x2 in muliplayer.

Unlock Henchman Cortez

Complete "The Russian Connection" on Story Mode under normal difficulty or higher.

Unlock Human Gun Sounds

Earn Bronze, Silver or Gold in Cat's Out Of The Bag challenge.

Unlock Jack Sprocket

Complete "Breaking And Entering" on Story Mode under normal difficulty or higher.

Unlock Jacob Crow

Complete "Future Perfect" on Story Mode under easy difficulty or higher.

Unlock Jacque de la Morte

Beat Vamping In Venice.

Unlock Jed

Earn Gold on all of the challenges.

Unlock Jim Smith

Beat all Story Mode levels in Co-op.

Unlock Jo-Barf Creepy

Complete "Mansion Of Madness" on Story Mode under normal difficulty or higher.

Unlock Karma Crow

Complete "Future Perfect" in Story Mode on hard difficulty.

Unlock Kitten Celeste

Complete "The Khallos Express" on Story Mode under easy difficulty or higher.

Unlock Koozer Mox

Complete "A Pox of Mox" with a Bronze, Silver, or Gold.

Unlock Leonid

Complete "Communing Will Kill You" with Bronze, Silver, Gold, or Platinum.

Unlock Mad Old Crow

Complete "Future Perfect" on Story Mode under easy difficulty or higher.

Unlock Mischief

Get bronze or higher on challenge "Brass Monkeys".

Unlock Monkey Gun

Get a Bronze or above in the Electro Chimp Discomatic challenge.

Unlock Mr. Underwood

Get bronze or higher on challenge "Glimpse of Stocking".

Unlock Nurse Sputum

Beat Missle Bunker.

Unlock Old Film

Beat I Like Dead People.

Unlock Oleg

Beat Timesplitters Underground challenge.

Unlock Paintball

Earn a Gold on Challenge "Absolutely Potty".

Unlock Play As Anya

Complete the first mission.

Unlock Play as Jungle Queen

Complete "Scotland the Brave" on easy or higher.

Unlock Play As The General

Complete the first mission.

Unlock Play as Viola

Beat the challenge Hart Attack with at least bronze.

Unlock Prometheus SK/8

Beat Virtual Brutality.

Unlock Pulov Yuran

Earn Bronze or higher on the Challenge "Plainly Off His Rocker".

Unlock Pulov Yuran

Beat Plainly off his rocker.

Unlock Robot Louis Stevenson

Complete "You Take The High Road" on Story Mode under easy difficulty or higher.

Unlock Rotating Heads

Beat Brain Drain.

Unlock Spinning Heads

Complete "Dehead the undead" with either a Bronze, a Silver, or a Gold.

Unlock Swinging Tipper

Complete "The Russian Connection" on Story Mode under easy difficulty or higher.

Unlock The Master

Beat Devine Immolation.

Unlock The Master

Complete Divine Immolation with Bronze, Silver, Gold, or Platinum.

Unlock Time Assassin

Complete "The Hooded Man" in Story Mode on normal difficulty or higher.

Unlock Time Assassin Cortez

Complete "You Take The High Road" on Story Mode under normal difficulty or higher.

Unlock Timesplitter

Beat level twelve on easy.

Unlock Venus

Earn Bronze or higher on the Challenge "Lap It Up".

Unlock Venus

Beat Bag Slag.

Unlock Victorian Crow

Complete "Future Perfect" in Story Mode on normal difficulty or higher.

Unlock Warrant Officer Keely

Beat the whole Amateur League with Silver or higher.

Unlock Zombie Monkey

Earn Bronze, Silver or Gold in Brain Drain Challenge.