Various Steam Achievements

Achievement How to unlock
A Family Friend Rescue the Archaeologist, and find the secret entrance into Bargate Prison.
A Wild Jack Appears From the Void to the Guild, it's time to fight the big bad guy.
Are You Listening To Me? Few things are smarter in Albion than a talking stone door, so imagine a door that knows the YMCA.
Are You Not Entertained?! Complete all 8 rounds of the Arena without taking a break.
Arthur or Robin? Pull the sword from the stone, or earn the top prize in the Archery Competition.
As Quiet As A Whisper Defeat Whisper in a battle without losing any health.
Ass Creed Whilst dressed as an Assassin, be silent but deadly.
Beauty Or The Beast Reach the maximum of your chosen attractiveness; ugly or beautiful.
Becoming A Man Pay a visit to Orchard Farm to see if you can be of help or hindrance.
But You're A Wizard, Hero Learn one of each spell type, or own one of each weapon type.
Choosing My Religion Donate a total of 100,000 Gold to the Temple of Avo, or sacrifice 10 people to the Chapel of Skorm.
Combat, Evolved Use an "Ages of..." Potion with a combat multiplier of 20 or more.
Definitely Not On Rails Visit every region (excluding Demon Doors), or increase your waistline so that you don't have to.
Education Rules The Nation The children in Bowerstone have no books to read! You don't want illiterate children, do you?
Fable Heroes The Bowerstone Teacher is on the lookout for Hero Dolls, help him find them.
Feed The Troll Give a Troll a taste of its own medicine.
Fight Cluck Become the Fist Fighter's World Champion, or win the Chicken Hat in the Chicken Kicking Competition.
Fishing In A Graveyard Go fishing and digging in a graveyard, as if it's a completely normal thing to do.
For Every Choice, An Achievement Become holier than Avo, or more evil than Skorm.
From The Smallest Acorn Every tall oak tree needs to have its acorn moment, this is yours.
Get It Off Your Chest Open your first Silver Key Chest to reveal the amazing surprise inside.
Get Rich Or Die Tryin' Earn 10,000 Gold from property rental, or die.
Gladiator, Ready! Take on the might of everything that Albion has to offer. Well, almost everything...
Great Balls Of Fire! Complete a truly heroic feat.
Hero, Their Health Is Low Heal a follower on an Escort Quest. No, not *that* kind of 'escort'.
Horde Mode Some weapons are Legendary, and we feel it's worth you collecting at least 10 of them.
I Am Legendary Earn enough Renown to be known in Albion as "Legendary".
I Did This For A Cheevo Perform a headshot with a Crossbow whilst dressed as a woman wearing a beard and the Redhead Wig.
Making Tough Decisions Behind the Bronze Gate lies your destiny, and all it needs is the death of your closest allies.
Marital Relations Receive a gift from your spouse, or flirt with an admirer in front of your spouse.
Open Saysamemiddlefinger Open all the Demon Doors, or show a closed Demon Door what you think of it.
Out Of The Frying Pan... ...Into your face! Express your feelings through the medium of Frying Pan.
Project Ego Show all available witnesses a trophy in the trophy mini-game, or decorate your home with a trophy.
That's A Real Lunker! Win 1st prize in the Fisherman's competition, or complete the boast for doing any quest naked.
That's My Man! Level up a complete abilities tree, be it Strength, Skill or Will.
The Bloodline Part I Find the whereabouts of your sister, she's very important to the future of Albion.
The Bloodline Part II Now it's your mother that has gone missing, so it's time to find her too. Families, who needs 'em?
The Drinking Game Drink until you vomit, or 'help' a friendly villager get drunk.
The Graduation Graduate from the Heroes Guild to become a real Hero.
The Hero Of Time Eat a Moonfish in Bowerstone during the day, or a Golden Carrot at night.
The Summoner's Tail Summon a powerful creature to fight by your side.
The Swinging Sword Hit 3 enemies simultaneously with a single flourish like you're a real swinger.
The Ultimate Warrior Treat yourself to a beard, haircut and tattoo, the 'Toupée And Tattoo Society' demands it.
There Is No Spoon Use the power of mind control on an enemy, and have them kill one of their allies.
There's Always A Lighthouse Would you kindly rid Albion of its greatest traitor.
Under A Full Moon There's something going on in Knothole Glade under a full moon. Cliché? Never.
What Are Ya Sellin'? Make a profit from selling to a trader, or steal an item using the "Steal" expression from a trader.
Winter Is Coming Travel to the Northern Wastes, because it sounds like just the place you'd want to visit.
You Are A Super Player Find all 30 silver keys. In unrelated news; the Fable Anniversary Strategy guide is available now.