Various Steam Achievements

Complete the indicated task to unlock the achievement.


Achievement How to unlock
A Little Help Down Here? Called in orbital support
A Quality All Its Own Fielded 1,000 Logistics worth of units
Alas, Poor (Space) Yorick Win a match after a teammate has lost. Thanks a bunch, pal
All I Do is Win Conquered Silgul
Artillery! Artillery! Uber Alles Completed the fourth Ascendency mission
Band of Tactically Compatible Networked Intelligences Stomped the comp with human teammates
Basically Like Worf And Chewbacca Fighting Back To Back Defeated an unfair-teams skirmish against Insane AIs with a fellow human fighting at your side
Beat The Turinium Test Conquered Roceda
Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse! Completed the second Escalation mission
Big Brother Watch a game as an Observer
Biting the hand that fed you Completed the ninth Escalation mission
Brainwhale! Completed the third Ascendency mission
Can I Play Now, Daddy? Completed the Tutorial
Come Get Some Won a skirmish against unfair teams
Divided and conquered Completed the seventh Escalation mission
Don't Hurt Me Joined a ranked match
Fight the Future Won a six-player match in the Ascendancy Wars
Fitter. Happier. More Productive Won a match without wasting a single resource
For Humanity! Won the Ascendancy Wars for the Post-Humans
Glowing Green Own 10,000 radioactives
Good Sport Stuck around to the bitter end in a multiplayer loss
Harbinger of Doom Completed the fourth Escalation mission
Hell from Above Completed the first Ascendency mission
Hitting it where it hurts Completed the third Escalation mission
I Dread Very Little Indeed Completed the sixth Ascendency mission
Infinitely Improbable Won a game after your Nexus was dealt critical damage
It's a mad, mad world Completed the eigth Escalation mission
It's new and improved! Upgrade a building
Look at all of the wonderful toys Completed the sixth Escalation mission
Loot Crate Completed the first Memories mission
Love and Hate Completed the third Memories mission
Master of the Singularity Defeated an unfair-teams skirmish against Insane AIs with no human help
Mo' Metal, Mo' Problems Didn't even sweat wasting 3,000 metal in a single match
My Constructs Blot Out the Sun Completed the fifth Ascendency mission
My Kingdom For A Suitably Entangled Set of Subatomic Particles Lost a skirmish game
No Further, Expansionist Pig-Dogs Won a skirmish game as the Substrate
Not Too Proud Won a skirmish with a handicap
Over ten thousand! Own 10,000 metal
Paranoid Android Won a 3+ player free-for-all game as Substrate
Probably Send These At The Other Guy's Nexus Fielded 30 units of bombers at once
Real Ultimate Power Won a match by destroying all opposition
Renegade Rumble Completed the second Memories mission
Seeing Stars Reached rank 5 in ranked multiplayer
She's Really Incurred My Wrath Conquered Artorius
Six on one, sounds fair to me Completed the fifth Escalation mission
Strike Force Omega Conquered Falness
Sword and shield Completed the first Escalation mission
The Final Countdown Reached Legendary status in multiplayer. #respect
There Are Many Like It, But This One Is Mine Reached level 5 with a Dreadnought
This Splinter is No Master Complete the second Ascendency mission
This World is Mine Won a skirmish game as the Post-Humans
Total Conversion Won a match on victory points
Total Recall Reached level 10 in any global upgrade
Wait, Don't They Eat People There? Completed the eighth Ascendency mission