| Achievement | How to unlock |
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| "Fairytale Land" is Painted Red ( 15 points ) | Spill 10 000 gallons of blood. |
| "Fairytale Land" is Sucked Dry ( 15 points ) | Collect 1 000 000 riches. |
| And All is Quiet Again ( 15 points ) | Defeat The Pied Piper. |
| Beat up the Bully ( 15 points ) | Defeat The Little Giant again. |
| Beaver Killer ( 15 points ) | Defeat The Log Champion. |
| Closed "The Candy Castle" ( 15 points ) | Complete all the chapters in "The Candy Castle". |
| Closed "The House in the Clouds" ( 15 points ) | Complete all the chapters in "The House in the Clouds". |
| Closed "The Little Kingdoms" ( 15 points ) | Complete all the chapters in "The Little Kingdoms" |
| Closed "The Lumberjack Lands" ( 15 points ) | Complete all the chapters in "The Lumberjack Lands". |
| Closed "Who's Famous Now!" ( 15 points ) | Complete the "Who's Famous Now!" chapter. |
| Dream Team ( 15 points ) | Complete game on hard mode with multiple players. |
| Go Eat Your Own House ( 15 points ) | Defeat Hansel and Gretel. |
| Hand Holder ( 15 points ) | Complete game on easy mode with multiple players. |
| Hero ( 15 points ) | Complete game on easy mode single player. |
| Heroic Ever After ( 15 points ) | Complete single player on hard mode. |
| I Didn't Want Her Anyway ( 15 points ) | Defeat The Little Giant. |
| Incredible Combo! ( 15 points ) | Perform a 50 hit combo. |
| KABLAM! ( 15 points ) | Crush 250 enemies using a blunt weapon. |
| King Bling ( 125 points ) | Buy all statue upgrades. |
| King for a Day ( 15 points ) | Win an Arena chapter without dying. |
| King Pushy ( 15 points ) | Win an Arena chapter by using push only. |
| Lazy Bastard ( 15 points ) | Remain in Taleville for more than 15 minutes. |
| Left the Tailor in Stitches ( 15 points ) | Defeat The Little Tailor. |
| Legendary ( 15 points ) | Complete game on medium mode single player. |
| Master Slicer ( 15 points ) | Slice 250 enemies with a sharp weapon. |
| Mine! ( 100 points ) | Collect all weapons. |
| Notorious ( 15 points ) | Win 100 Arena chapters. |
| Pacifists Finish Last ( 15 points ) | Lose an Arena chapter without killing. |
| Puppet Master ( 15 points ) | Defeat Pinocchio. |
| Real Beaver Killer ( 15 points ) | Defeat The Log Champion again. |
| Sharing Celebrity ( 15 points ) | Complete game on medium mode with multiple players. |
| Strike a Pose! ( 15 points ) | Stun 50 players using the love potion or love wand. |
| The Sky is the Limit ( 15 points ) | Perform an aerial combo. |
| The Witch is Burned ( 15 points ) | Defeat The Candy Witch. |
| Treasure Hunter ( 15 points ) | Open all treasure chests. |
| Turning a Blind Eye ( 15 points ) | Defeat Father Giant. |
| Unstoppable ( 15 points ) | Win 5 Arena chapters in a row in 1 play session. |
| Variety is the Spice of Life ( 50 points ) | Complete Stuffy the Taxidermist's collection by defeating all enemies. |
| Weapons Are For Babies ( 15 points ) | Kill 250 enemies without using any weapons. |
| Wheeeeeee! ( 15 points ) | Slide 330 feet continuously through blood. |
| Who Wants My Autograph? ( 30 points ) | Complete all chapters from start till end with at least an A or A+ Grade. |
| Whoooaaaa! ( 15 points ) | Slide through blood continuously for 3 minutes. |