Beating The Tank
Head for any ramp and stay out of the tank's sight. Use the telekinetic glove to grab the respawning ammunition to pounce the tank with rockets. Cortez wins, the tank does not.
Free The Jungle Queen
The optional task of freeing Captain Ash's ass-istant is easier than you think. Head into the prison cell on the other side and make a line of vertical holes on the metal drum from top to bottom. This creates the largest pool of petrol possible. Ignite the mess by shooting the lantern hanging from the ceiling and the ensuing explosion will give you a eyeful of T and A.
Play Drums at the disco
Walk up to the drum set on the Disco map and you can aim at each part of the drum part seperately and play drums.
Stay out of reach of the Deer Haunter
In the 1994 mansion when you get to the Deer Haunter boss, quickly run to the back of the cave he came in at. This will make the Deer Haunter swipe at you, but it wont do any damage.
Timesplitters 2 Reference
On the Captain Ash level use the activate key on the Organ near the end of the level to hear an upbeat version of the Anaconda theme from TS2.
Unlock Big Heads
Beat Outbreak Hotel.
Unlock Booty Guard
Beat Zany Zeppelin.
Unlock Brains
Earn Bronze or higher on the Challenge "Brain Drain".
Unlock Brains
Beat Brain Drain.
Unlock Captain Ed Shivers
Beat Pirate Gold.
Unlock Captain Ed Shivers
Earn Bronze or higher on the Amateur Arcade League challenge "Pirate Gold".
Unlock Carrion Carcass
Earn Bronze or higher on the Challenge "Rare Or Well Done".
Unlock Cascade
Earn Bronze, Silver or Gold in Zone Control Arcade League.
Unlock Corp Hart
Complete "Future Perfect" in Story Mode on normal difficulty or higher.
Unlock Daisy Dismay
Beat all Story Mode levels in Co-op.
Unlock Deadwina
Beat I Like Dead People.
Unlock Dozer
Earn Bronze or higher on the Honorary League Arcade challenge "Lip Up Fatty".
Unlock Dr. Cortez
Finish "U Genius, U-Genix" under normal difficulty or higher.
Unlock Dr. Peabody
Get all golds or higher in Amateur League.
Unlock Elite Henchwoman
Complete "The Khallos Express" on Story Mode under normal difficulty or higher.
Unlock Fat Characters
Complete "Communing Will Kill You" with Bronze, Silver, Gold, or Platinum.
Unlock Fergal Stack
Beat Virtual Brutality.
Unlock Flare Gun
Beat the Scotland level, the 2nd level in Story Mode, on normal to unlock the Flare Gun in muliplayer.
Unlock Flare Gun x2
Beat the Scotland level, the 2nd level in Story Mode, on normal to unlock the Flare Gun x2 in muliplayer.
Unlock Henchman Cortez
Complete "The Russian Connection" on Story Mode under normal difficulty or higher.
Unlock Human Gun Sounds
Earn Bronze, Silver or Gold in Cat's Out Of The Bag challenge.
Unlock Jack Sprocket
Complete "Breaking And Entering" on Story Mode under normal difficulty or higher.
Unlock Jacob Crow
Complete "Future Perfect" on Story Mode under easy difficulty or higher.
Unlock Jacque de la Morte
Beat Vamping In Venice.
Unlock Jed
Earn Gold on all of the challenges.
Unlock Jim Smith
Beat all Story Mode levels in Co-op.
Unlock Jo-Barf Creepy
Complete "Mansion Of Madness" on Story Mode under normal difficulty or higher.
Unlock Karma Crow
Complete "Future Perfect" in Story Mode on hard difficulty.
Unlock Kitten Celeste
Complete "The Khallos Express" on Story Mode under easy difficulty or higher.
Unlock Koozer Mox
Complete "A Pox of Mox" with a Bronze, Silver, or Gold.
Unlock Leonid
Complete "Communing Will Kill You" with Bronze, Silver, Gold, or Platinum.
Unlock Mad Old Crow
Complete "Future Perfect" on Story Mode under easy difficulty or higher.
Unlock Mischief
Get bronze or higher on challenge "Brass Monkeys".
Unlock Monkey Gun
Get a Bronze or above in the Electro Chimp Discomatic challenge.
Unlock Mr. Underwood
Get bronze or higher on challenge "Glimpse of Stocking".
Unlock Nurse Sputum
Beat Missle Bunker.
Unlock Old Film
Beat I Like Dead People.
Unlock Oleg
Beat Timesplitters Underground challenge.
Unlock Paintball
Earn a Gold on Challenge "Absolutely Potty".
Unlock Play As Anya
Complete the first mission.
Unlock Play as Jungle Queen
Complete "Scotland the Brave" on easy or higher.
Unlock Play As The General
Complete the first mission.
Unlock Play as Viola
Beat the challenge Hart Attack with at least bronze.
Unlock Prometheus SK/8
Beat Virtual Brutality.
Unlock Pulov Yuran
Earn Bronze or higher on the Challenge "Plainly Off His Rocker".
Unlock Pulov Yuran
Beat Plainly off his rocker.
Unlock Robot Louis Stevenson
Complete "You Take The High Road" on Story Mode under easy difficulty or higher.
Unlock Rotating Heads
Beat Brain Drain.
Unlock Spinning Heads
Complete "Dehead the undead" with either a Bronze, a Silver, or a Gold.
Unlock Swinging Tipper
Complete "The Russian Connection" on Story Mode under easy difficulty or higher.
Unlock The Master
Beat Devine Immolation.
Unlock The Master
Complete Divine Immolation with Bronze, Silver, Gold, or Platinum.
Unlock Time Assassin
Complete "The Hooded Man" in Story Mode on normal difficulty or higher.
Unlock Time Assassin Cortez
Complete "You Take The High Road" on Story Mode under normal difficulty or higher.
Unlock Timesplitter
Beat level twelve on easy.
Unlock Venus
Earn Bronze or higher on the Challenge "Lap It Up".
Unlock Venus
Beat Bag Slag.
Unlock Victorian Crow
Complete "Future Perfect" in Story Mode on normal difficulty or higher.
Unlock Warrant Officer Keely
Beat the whole Amateur League with Silver or higher.
Unlock Zombie Monkey
Earn Bronze, Silver or Gold in Brain Drain Challenge.